June 12, 2007 / Posted by:

The Pentagon has confirmed it was building a “gay bomb” that would make their enemies more interesting in fucking each other than fucking over the enemy.

Edward Hammond of the Sunshine Project said, “The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another. The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soldiers would become gay.”

The Pentagon said it was proposed in 1994, but quickly dismissed.

Gay bomb?! Wait…is Paris Hilton really in jail or is she the gay bomb! One look at her vagina would turn any hardcore straight-man homo!

Thanks Chris

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