May 22, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The girl above is a wannabe porn star that claims she's a virgin and will lose her cherry on video in her first porn flick. The girl has changed her name to Katee Holmes. Tom Cruise's little property isn't happy.
A rep for KATIE Holmes said, "It's a really cheap shot."
A rep for KATEE Holmes said that she's doing it as a tribute to KATIE, because she's portrayed innocence in everything she's doing. Well, up until she sold her soul for a quick paycheck and married Tom Cruise.
The virginal KATEE also said, "I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it."
KATIE's camp said that Tom will have the woman murdered by sunset. Ok, no…her camp said they were "weighing" their options.
KATEE Holmes is a boring porn name! She better watch herself though. Don't mess with Scientology! This chick is going to be found in a field somewhere barely alive saying the words "you had me at hello" over and over again.
Source: New York Post
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