Paris Hilton is the Next Meryl Streep

January 9, 2007 / Posted by:

Paris Hilton needs to clear her shelves at home for all the awards she will soon receive. This stupid piece of trash is now focusing on her acting career since her musical career joined the gallons of baby batter from her stomach in the toilet. She’s currently taking acting lessons and is determined to be like the best actress that ever lived.

She said, “I’m serious about acting and have been reading this book, ‘The Power of the Actor’. “I have a bunch of movies lined up. I think I can become a good actress. It’s something I want to prove to myself and to other people. I feel I’m getting better and feeling more confident about what I can do as an actress.”

Paris is currently shooting “The Hottie and the Nottie” which is expected to sweep the Oscars in 2009. The film is about a hot girl that won’t marry her boyfriend until he finds a boyfriend for her ugly friend. So which one does Paris play?

UPDATE – In an unrelated Paris matter (I didn’t feel like doing another post on her dumb ass) she just pleaded NOT GUILTY to DUI charges from September. She will most likely not serve time or do any kind of community service. She will probably pay a fine and be on her way. Her next court date is January 23rd. She did not appear in court today – VIA People

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