Cameron Talks Noses and Marriage

November 28, 2006 / Posted by:

Cameron Diaz went on Jay Leno last night and talked about her nose job in past tense. It was reported that she already had the operation for “breathing issues.” She said she can’t breathe out of her right nostril, because she has so much jizz stuck up there. Actually, due to accidents and such.

She said, “It’s not cosmetic, it’s for breathing purposes. They’re going to go in and fix the bone so the deviated septum is no longer blocked. You won’t notice… it’s not cosmetic.”

Earlier, she told Ellen Degeneres that she won’t marry Justin Timberlake. She said she’s a commitment phobe. Yeah, I don’t think he wants to marry her ass either.


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