Serial Inseminator Ari Nagel Would Like You To Meet His Sperm

When you find your life’s calling, it’s a beautiful thing. Once, a young Louis Pasteur was eating his morning yogurt and decided to become a scientist. An adolescent Henry Miller woke up from a wet dream and thought to himself, “I got to write this shit down!”. And one fine morning, Ari Nagel, the self proclaimed “sperminator” who has fathered 29 children over the past 13 years, woke up and thought to himself “the world needs my jizz!” and a manifesto and movement was born!

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