Category: Soundcloud Rappers
The Oscars Will Be Hostless Again This Year
Despite the fact that Chet Haze is obviously available and ready to work, The Academy Awards will, once again, go hostless. I don’t know, maybe we should be thanking Kevin Hart for his homophobic tweets because now instead of having to squirm while some dude in a tuxedo (trust, it was always going to be some dude in a tuxedo) edgelords his way to glory, as we did with the Golden Globes, we can just sit back, relax, and squirm as some of Woody Allen’s dearest friends try to read from a teleprompter. According to The Hollywood Reporter, nobody even tried to reach Chet on his pager, because things went so great last year.
Elon Musk Is Now A SoundCloud Rapper, Raps About Harambe The Gorilla
Considering his escapades of late, nobody should be surprised that Elon Musk, father of 6, has decided to become a SoundCloud rapper. However, his choice of subject for his rap debut is quite eye-opening. I would have maybe expected Elon to wax/rap poetic about sexy space robots or smoking blunts on Mars, but rapping about Harambe the gorilla from like three years ago, sippin’ on Bombay in heaven? Actually, considering his escapades of late, this actually doesn’t surprise me all that much either. Much like Ja’mie before him, Elon is like, so random you guys, isn’t it hilarious?