From This Angle….

…Tater Head doesn’t look “that bad,” but when she faces forward, the Leno is out in full force. I think she’s wearing all these wigs to try and hide the chin. I say embrace that shit! Wear it proudly. Do some chin-fucking movies. I’m sure there’s some bitches out there that have a fetish for chins. Make money off that shit!

And people need to stop wearing swap-meet bought colored contacts! My cousin wears purple ones (that shit isn’t even lavender) and claims “she constantly gets compliments” for having such beautiful eyes. I wanted to tell her, “Bitch! They are lying to your fraudulent ass,” but I was too busy choking on my laugh.

Here’s Tater Head at the launch of Op’s “OPen Road” campaign last night in Beverly Hills.

There’s Nothing More To Say

Tater Head is really starting to make me feel sorry for her. She desperately wants us all to think she’s sexy, relevant, hot and interesting. The girl is trying so hard. Even if she wore a t-shirt with “LOVE ME” written in rhinestones, we still wouldn’t buy what she’s selling. It’s okay Tater Head, I loves you and think you’re a sexy piece. I crossed my eyes, toes and ass lips while I writing that, but don’t tell her.

Here’s some pics of the other alley cats at UsWeekly’s Hot Hollywood part last night. Visit UsWeekly for more pictures if you give an eff.

Is Heather Locklear Going to Play Tanya Turner?

Gabrielle Union has already been cast as Chardonnay Lane for the ABC pilot of “Football Wives.” The pilot is an American remake of the hit UK soap “Footballers Wives” revolving around the wives of football players. A little faggy told me that ABC and producer Bryan Singer have begged Heather Locklear to play the lead wife, Tanya Turner. The character of Tanya Turner was played in the UK version to perfection by Zoe Lucker. Seriously, this is one of the greatest TV roles of all-time.

First of all, Heather is too old. The character of Tanya is in her late 20s. Second of all, Heather isn’t good at playing crazy. If they cast Heather, this show will fail. The entire show is dependent on Tanya Turner. When the actress left the show during season 4, the ratings tanked and the show was cancelled. I know ABC loves Heather, but they need to leave her out of FB!

I was also told that the producers and network are thinking of changing the name to “The Wives.” I also heard that Denise Richards auditioned for both the role of Tanya Turner and Chardonnay Lane. Will Heather take the role just to spite Denise?

The pilot is set to shoot very soon with Bryan Singer (X-Men) at the helm. God, I hope they don’t eff up this classic.

Here’s some typica Tanya Turner for those of you that don’t know this hot piece.

Rumorz: Rose McGowan is a Coke Whore?

After I posted these unflattering pictures of Rose McGowan at the Golden Globes, a reader sent me in a little tip. Now this may or may not be true! It’s just rumor right now. JUST RUMOR. MIGHT BE LIES. DIRTY LIES.

My fiance works for a music act and hung out with Rose McGowan a few months ago. She is friends with the Street Drum Corps (who was opening for the band) and my fiance confirmed what you suspect. She is a major coke-whore, and was blowing lines all night long. She also looks like she’s had a bit of work done (lip injections anyone?), which is a shame because she was really hot.

I mean who in Hollyweird ISN’T a coke fiend? Probably, like four people and they are all most likely dealers. AGAIN, Rose McGowan could have never even looked at a drug in her life! EVER! She could be an innocent, beautiful girl! HAH.