The Cast Of The “Home Alone” Reboot Has Been Revealed

Disney executives probably have a two-item checklist when it comes to generating content for Disney Plus. #1, do we own it? #2, did it make money? If they can answer yes to both questions, it’s getting made. No matter how unnecessary or dumb. Which brings us to the news that, according to Variety, the planned Home Alone reboot has been cast. No plot details explaining how a child could be left alone to commit attempted murder without Alexa narcing on him, were provided. But given that most of their offerings (BABY YODA EXCLUDED) are engineered to be watched repeatedly from the back of an SUV on a tiny sticky screen so that parents can take some time for themselves to engage in a perpetual fight over something stupid that is really just an expression of thier personal regrets, grudges, and dissatisfaction with the choices they’ve made, it just doesn’t matter .(Wait does Disney own Meatballs? NM, it doesn’t matter.) Ellie Kemper, Rob Delaney, and that cute little boy with glasses from Jojo Rabbit (Archie Yates) will have the honor of lulling your children to sleep while you fight.

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