Category: Rita Moreno
Open Post: Hosted By Rita Moreno In Steven Spielberg’s “West Side Story”
Steven Spielberg’s take on West Side Story (which is obviously something we’ve ALL been asking for) is scheduled to hit theaters on December 20, 2020, and well, by then, we may not be able to see it since we’ll all be too busy fighting other dirty-assed bitches over the last bottle of life elixir (aka booze). But there’s a chance that coronavirus won’t bring on the end of times, so 20th Century Fox is keeping the promo train running and has given Vanity Fair several stills and set pics from Spielberg’s WSS including a couple of ageless Puerto Rican blossom Rita Moreno, who won an Oscar for playing Anita in the original 1961 movie. Sadly in this one, Rita doesn’t play an abuelita-aged Anita, who has spent decades fight training and preparing for the moment when she’ll return to NYC to get back at the pepaw-aged Jets for raping her. This ain’t WSS 2: Anita’s Revenge, unfortunately.
Rita Moreno Says That Brando Was Better In The Sack Than Elvis
That makes sense. You automatically lose ten points for dropping part of your peanut butter and banana sandwich on someone’s vagina. Hollywood veteran Rita Moreno seems to have had more famous people on her than St. Barts. She recently spilled all the Lipton to Wendy Williams (via Page Six) about which showbiz icon she preferred in bed – Brando or Elvis. It’s Marlon Brando for the win! Hopefully, this was the pre-Kabuki makeup science overlord of the scary animal experiment island version of Brando. But maybe Rita’s freaky like that. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Rita Moreno Ruling The Red Carpet In Her 1962 Oscars Gown
Besides Adam Rippon working Tom of TwinkVille glamour, and St. Vincent looking like Rooney Mara working a double as a cocktail waitress at Batman: The Resort and Casino in Reno, the Oscars red carpet was a sea of boring. There’s a 100% understandable explanation for that. Nobody bothered trying because they knew Rita Moreno was going to be there and it’d be impossible for them to try to outshine the Puerto Rican lightning bolt of perfection. They were smart.