Open Post: Hosted By Charo’s Toilet Paper Tips

March 15, 2020 / Posted by:

I’ll be honest, I hit PLAY on this video about toilet paper fully expecting to hear a coochie-coochie reference, but no such luck. It is, however, a compelling addition to a now-essential series of public service announcements from international treasure and coronavirus expert, Charo.

While the video is fairly self-explanatory, I’ll break it down even further. Charo wisely deduces that all of those idiots running around snatching up all the Charmin from grocery stores are wasting their time and money…because all you really need to do is cut a paper towel roll in half, and you are ten steps ahead of the game––locked and loaded for when the coronavirus causes you to burst into a slippery hill of diarrhea, or whatever. (Seriously, WTF is stockpiling paper products going to do for these doomsday preppers?)

The CDC should really give Charo a title and an office because she is doing a fucking service by adding a little sparkle to an otherwise serious world health issue. Plus, all of that coronavirus information available on government websites is so dry and boring––those big words and technical terms. Blugh. 

Anyways, let’s hear it again for Charo. And happy wiping, America!

Pic: Instagram

 

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