Peter Andre confessed that he had a crush on Boy George when he was younger. Pete said when he first laid eyes on Boy in the 80s, he thought he was the hottest thing. He claims he thought Boy was a woman. Suureeee.

 

He said, “She is hot. I thought I was going to marry this woman.”  

 

Well, he basically married a woman like Boy George. Remove Jordan's fake hair and breasts and you've got yourself another Boy George.

 

If I was Peter I would've kept that little fact to myself. He's most likely going to find himself chained to Boy George's radiator now.

 

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Jordan said that she likes to dress up for Peter Andre in order to spice up their sex life. More like he likes to dress up in her lingerie.

 

She said, "Our favourite thing at the moment is dressing up. I've been wearing a nun's outfit, which really turns him on. Maybe he likes it as I look all pure and virginal."

 

Jordan, pure and virginal? You could dunk her in holy water, perform an exorcism on her and give her vagina cherry back and she'd still be a sinful slut! That's ok. That's how I like my Jordan.

 

And please! She dresses up as a priest and he dresses up as an altar boy. She needs to keep it real.

 

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It's that time again! Jordan loves to talk about how much Posh Beckham bothers her ass. So far she's said that Posh isn't that attractive and that Posh doesn't really do anything. This time she's the whore calling the kettle black.

 

She said, "I do feel sorry for her in a way, but she craves attention. If she looks rough she shouldn’t go out like it should she?"

 

You have a point Jordan. People shouldn't go outside if they are looking a little rough around the edges. Therefore you should always stay inside! Lock the door and throw away the key!  

 

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Jordan already told us her sex life was like the horror movie "Hostel" and that Peter Andre's dick is the size of a cable remote control, so now it's his turn to discuss the barf details of their love life.  

 

Peter said, "Katie is a filthy bitch and I'm her temptation. Everybody has fantasies and when it comes to sexual ones, when you close your bedroom door and it's just you and your partner, anything goes."

 

"If we're sat downstairs with the kids and the nanny, Kate tells me off if I discreetly suggest we sneak off upstairs. She'll say, 'Pete, you make it so obvious you want to go upstairs for a shag.' And I get really embarrassed. I'm like, 'Thanks honey!' So that blows that out."  

 

Peter needs to get his own nickname for her! I already have dibs on that one. Actually, I call her "filthy cunt" so he can have that one. 

 

I'm sure Peter's "sexual fantasy" involves an International Male catalog, a double-sided dildo, a cop's uniform and a Judy Garland soundtrack. I'm sure Jordan and Peter do ass-to-ass while singing along to "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows." 

 

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Jordan and Peter Andre must have orange sheets at home, because any other color would eventually turn orange anyway. Seriously, all these people in these pics are orange! This is like a slutty Wonka Chocolate Factory.

Anyway, here's Jordan and Peter at a Birthday party in London Saturday night. Peter went home early while Jordan partied till dawn.

 

And what the hell is Peter wearing? A cardigan without a shirt underneath? I'm sorry, but your body would reject that outfit if you didn't take it up the ass every now and again. GAY!

 

 

 

 

 

Jordan's looking at the camera like "you're getting this, right?" Thankfully, she's wearing panties or we would've seen some fried bologna on a bed of couscous and that's not what my palette needs right now.  

 

Here's Jordan and some orange homo out in London last night.  

 

 

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