Category: Pepsi
PepsiCo Assures The Female World That It’s Still OK To Eat Doritos
PepsiCo thinks we’re all pretty stupid. Their CEO, Indra Nooyi, went on a podcast and talked about how men eat chips on Mars and women eat chips on Venus, or some shit. Her remarks were presented within the context of Pepsi’s very real plan to market a snack food based on what they think women’s preferences are when it comes to carb-loading. But forget those pesky facts and things that were actually were said! The real story here, according to Pepsi, is that some people thought they meant Doritos specifically! Ya dumb, bird brains!
Pepsi Is Working On A Snack Chip Just For Women
PepsiCo, the company that brought you The End Of Injustice In A Can, is offering another astute take on #thesetryingtimes: Gendered snack food! That’s right, ladies! We’re about to be freed from those disgusting, manly potato chips we’ve been saddled with our entire girly lives! According to Business Insider, Pepsi CEO Indra Nooyi recently discussed the company’s plans to make a softer, gentler chip for Americans who suffer from Uterine Existence Syndrome (I know this is not an intersectional condition but it’s Pepsi, what do you expect) on the radio program Freakonomics.