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Erika Jayne Denies Her Divorce Is A Sham And Any Knowledge Of Tom Girardi’s Alleged Crimes

July 15, 2021 / Posted by:

More news on the Erika Jayne/Tom Girardi legal drama, which, at this point, is basically just weekly recaps of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (my dream!). Last night’s episode covered the events of early December, when news broke that Tom and Erika were being sued for allegedly embezzling money in their divorce. That’s when we learned all about Tom allegedly stealing from his clients (orphans, widows, burn victims, little match girls, one-legged puppies, etc). In the episode Erika told Kyle Richards and Lisa Rinna (on Zoom, since they were all quarantined after Kyle, Dorit Kemsley, and Kathy Hilton tested positive for COVID) that her divorce was not a sham and “I didn’t do this.” Later she met up with Kyle, cried a bunch, and denied knowing anything about Tom’s dirty dealings (despite the fact that he’d loaned her company $20 million). In the words of my boyfriend, who I forced to watch this episode: “Willful ignorance!”  Continue reading

And Here’s Jessica Chastain In Motion As Tammy Faye Bakker

June 9, 2021 / Posted by:

Just a quick holy minute after stills from The Eyes of Tammy Faye of Jessica Chastain in sequins-embedded Tammy Faye Bakker drag came out, a trailer has been released and it shows the rise and fall of the Bakkers as Evangelical royalty and Tammy Faye’s transformation into a gay icon. The Eyes of Tammy Faye was directed by Michael Showalter and he wrote Wet Hot American Summer, so he knows camp, but TEoTF isn’t full camp, because producers do not want to scare off Oscar voters and want to make sure that next year, Jessica Chastain is holding her OSCUH up high as her fake lashes hold their Best Supporting Actress OSCUH!

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