Category: Mo Money Mo Problems
Cardi B Is Very Rich And Here To Tell You How The Very Rich Like Her Are Taxed 45% (Prepare To Weep For Her)
Cardi B is showing us that she’s really gearing up for that 2020 election season by posting another rant about the state of the world we live in. This time Cardi is breaking down taxes for the ultra wealthy and still somehow comes off as relatable. I think it’s the seven-inch long green press-on nails she’s wearing: I always trust a woman with nails too long to wipe her own ass.
Future Says He Spends $300,000 On Clothes EACH Month
If you ever needed more evidence we should tax the rich more: here’s Future showing all us peasants, who struggle to make rent and buy food within the same month, how he spends more than many earn in five years each month on the essentials like Chanel and Sneakers.
Marc Anthony Didn’t Even Realize His Accountant Swindled Him For $9 Million
I mainly look at Marc Anthony and think of one of Cleopatra’s ancient Roman tricks, his song that made it on one of my NOW CDs from the 90s, and for being the ex-Mr. Jennifer Lopez. But I guess his money man looked at him for the last eight years and thought, “Hello, endless ATM.” Marc’s bookkeeper admitted Monday to stealing over $9 million from Marc between 2009 and 2017, and Marc is apparently so rich that he was just like, “I knew I lost some coins in the couch, but I didn’t know it was that much!” Continue reading
More Details Emerge About Johnny Depp’s Spending Problems
Johnny Depp is broker than a motherfucker. So broke in fact, as we know too well, that he’s suing his former business managers for $25 million dollars. His suit claims that the firm, TMG, never warned him that he needed “slow his roll,” that they loaned $10 million dollars to third parties without his knowledge, failed to pay his taxes for him, made him sell his house in France, didn’t get him the pony he asked for last Christmas, and for generally being big stinky meanie heads.