The Spice Girls attended Roberto Cavalli’s show in Milan yesterday and Posh was looking so subdued. Bitch must have let that little “worst-dressed” title get to her. Either that or she’s recovering from some surgery. She seriously looks like a Palm Beach socialite on recovery. Facelift! Scary Spice looks just that….Scary! At first I thought Venus Williams got herself a new weave.
The Spice Girls performed on the finale of the U.K.’s “Strictly Come Dancing” and I must say it didn’t tear out my ear drums completely. They sang “2 Become 1” and they sang it live. Surprisingly enough, Posh’s singing didn’t have me running for the ear bleach. Bitch can’t sing by no means and she should really just stand there and look pretty. She sort of sounds she’s singing through the ass of a cow.
The Spice Girls brought all their kids up onstage last night in London during their song "Mama."Posh made all her boys wear "Posh" shirts. The only kid missing was Geri's little Bluebell Madonna. Blueballs is already a diva. She's not about to share the stage.
All kids wore earplugs, because they couldn't risk Posh's mic accidentally being turned on during the song.
They should do the audience a favor and hand out earplugs at the entrance just in case.
Posh Beckham is getting all the attention on the Spice Girls tour and the other chickens don't like it one bit. At the opening of their London show, Posh got the most applause so says the Daily Mail. Posh's mic was turned down low that when she tried to speak nobody could hear her. That's probably a good thing. Her heels are also higher than the others, so she towers over them. It's the little things, I guess.
A source said, “All of these silly petty things just got on the nerves of the other girls. And to top it off when Victoria kept getting the loudest applause and cheers, it really grated on the others.
"The fact Posh probably had the least to do but was getting the best reception was a bit disheartening. It all blew up backstage afterwards and there were some very stern words and evil looks exchanged."
Is that why Posh had pitt cleavage? Scary, Sporty, Baby and Ginger probably got together, stole her fugly corset, threw it in the dryer and watched that Posh try and squeeze into it.
Please! The only reason these women got back together was for cold hard cash. I'm sure they could give a shit that Posh is getting the most attention. All they see are dollar signs. I mean pound signs. Well, Posh sees dollar signs since she lives in America and Baby sees pounds since she lives in…oh well you know what I mean!
Pitt cleavage! Maybe Posh's new implants are falling out the sides, trying to make their escape. They aren't as devoted as the old ones.
Posh and the other Spice Memaws began their London concerts last night. 1 down, 16 more to go! Baby's sprained ankle seems to have healed. Christmas miracle!
The reviews were mixed. Some said Posh was the star of the show and others said their singing sucked. What the hell do you expect? It's the Spice Memaws not Placido Domingo.
Baby Spice is on crutches after Posh pushed her down the stairs. Naw, Baby said she had a "tumble on the stage" and sprained her ankle. Actually, Posh is too busy thinking about herself. It was Ginger Spice!
The Spice Girls debuted their new "Spice One" Virgin Airlines jet last night. Baby said she will make a full recovery before their next show in London.
