I hope that's a white wine spritzer she's drinking, because one sip of 100% wine would probably send that bitch to the ER. Posh brought her twig ass out to support her fellow Spice Girl, Lesbo Spice. Melanie C performed a solo gig in Los Angeles last night. She probably needed to sing some "real music" after performing with those pop twats. Scary also came out with her much scarier husband. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's like 1996 again! Only with more expensive costumes and probably more plastic surgery. The Spice Girls made their return last night in Vancouver performing for over 15,000 people. Avril Lavigne and David Beckham were among the 15,000 in the audience. The 2-hour show contained 22 songs. They performed everything from "Wannabe" to their own solo shit.

 

A rep for the group denied they lip-synched, saying, "There is a click track for the band to keep them in time, which is standard, but all of the girls' vocals were live."

 

Didn't lip-synch?! I need to get a refund on my tickets. I don't think my ear drums can take those bats singing live and by "bats" I mean Posh.

 

The tour will hit several cities such as Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Shanghai, Madrid, Cape Town and Newark, NJ.

 

Since this reunion is on its way, can we please put a reunion together for The Mickey Mouse Club's pop group "The Party?" Please!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Spice Memaws attended part-one of the "Dancing with the Stars" finale to support Scary Spice. Oh and by "support" I mean they were forced to go for some publicity. Posh looked like she would rather be getting a coffee enema than watch that crap. She's too good.

 

And who do I talk to about getting 45-minutes of my life back? That finale was GOD AWFUL. I mean the show sucks, but last night was worse. It's like watching two raccoons fighting over a half-eaten can of baked beans. Marie Osmond as a little girl doll? I had nightmares about that.

 

Click here to watch all the shitty performance in case you missed any. Actually, instead of watching the videos tease the neighborhood crackhead cat with a feather. It'll be much more entertaining.  

 

Scary is sooo going to win.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Awwww! Bless her heart. Somebody needs to tell Posh that you really don't need a microphone when you're lip-synching. I guess it helps her get "into character." Whatever helps you Vicky! Let the baby hold her bottle!

 

And you look fabulous! Your titties have never looked wonkier!

 

The Spice Memaws performed at the Victoria's Secret fashion show in Los Angeles last night. It doesn't air on TV until December. They performed "Stop" and that Headlines song.

 

One audience member told the Daily Mail , "They obviously put a lot of work into their dance routines, but it was disappointing they didn't sing live."

 

Um….it would be disappointing if they sang live. Actually, it would probably be dangerous. If they sang live a few people would most likely lose their hearing and that wouldn't be very "girl-powery" now would it? Girl power does not involve causing people to go deaf!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Spice Girls' new single "Headlines (Friendship Never Ends" is being called a flop in the UK. The single debuted at #20 and it doesn't look like it will break the Top 10. At least they have their tour. The Spice Girls are selling out shows. Their tour starts in December.

 

Sporty Spice, the smarter Spice Girl, said she will quit the tour in a heartbeat if any of them start acting like bitchy. She said, "If it goes into a diva drama, I'm out of the circus."

 

Sporty was said to be the most reluctant about reuniting.  

 

Here are some new shots for their single. Um…..isn't this song about friendship? Not elderly call girls? Geri! Put on some damn clothes! The other women look good, but you look like you've forgotten your tunic!