Category: Lonely Ginge
Prince Hot Ginge Is Lonely And Bored In Los Angeles. Aren’t We All?!
I really should be trolling Craigslist Los Angeles for posts from royal lonely gingers who are looking for friends, but instead I’m here writing about a royal lonely ginger who is looking for friends. Priorities: mine are not in check.
As Emily Giffin frantically writes Something Blue Is Ginger about a sad ginger prince whose diabolically evil trash wife keeps him trapped in their mansion and alienates him from his family while refusing to put pants on her baby (Will CPS please step in?!), a source tells Vanity Fair that PHG is a little lost after moving to Los Angeles since he doesn’t have friends or a purpose at the moment. He shouldn’t be too surprised about that since I’m pretty sure that on Los Angeles’ welcome sign are the words: The Home Of No Real Friends And No Real Purpose BUT Lots Of Hiking!