Category: Lauren Conrad

Lauren Conrad Is A Mom Now

July 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Another future cast member of The Hills: 2035 is now upon us. Lauren Conrad, former Laguna Beach good girl turned expert mascara cryer on The Hills turned every sorority girl’s hero, confirmed to People that she gave birth yesterday. 31-year-old Lauren and her 37-year-old husband William Tell are now parents to a 6lb, 14oz baby boy that got a surprisingly predictable name.

“We are thrilled to share that we welcomed our son Liam James Tell into our family. Mom, Dad and baby are doing well. We’re already in love! Chloe and Fitz (their dogs) aren’t so sure…”

She also announced it on Instagram, in a very twee/Lauren Conrad way.

He's here! We're so excited to welcome Liam James Tell into the world!

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Liam is the most 4th most popular baby name, but sources tell E! News it’s not like that. Lauren and William “decoded” the name (because a name like Liam James is such a head-scratching mystery), and say it’s a short version of William, and James is LC’s dad’s name. E! says that people online have also been pointing out that Liam is sort of what you might get if you combined Lauren and William. That’s wrong. I believe you’d get Lalliam, which kind of sounds like Valium. Actually, has anyone named their kid Valium? It’s not a terrible name. Something to keep in mind if there’s a next time, Lauren.

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Lauren Conrad Is Having A Baby

January 2, 2017 / Posted by:

The former cast member from Laguna Beach/The Hills who got the most press in 2016 was Kristin Cavallari, which made sense, since 2016 seemed to be not-so-secretly out to get us all. Well, 2017 has decided to take a less aggressive approach by throwing Lauren Conrad back into the spotlight. Kitson may be long gone, but the glory days of the early 2000s will live on as long as girls from The Hills keep getting knocked up.

The human equivalent of the basket of bread the waiter brings you at The Cheesecake Factory recently announced on Instagram that she and her husband of two years, William Tell, are going to be parents.

Happy New Year! I have a feeling 2017 is going to be the best year yet…

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The Hills girls are all slowly turning into The Bumps (I deserve all the groans for that one). Lauren is about to become a mommy, Audrina Patridge became a mommy last June, Kristin is a mommy three times. Heidi Montag has one child (Spencer Pratt). Meanwhile, my personal favorite Hills girl, Jen Bunney, has been pretty MIA, which is entirely wrong. If 2017 wants to make it up to me, it will bring back that shady bitch Jen Bunney for some reason (find a way, 2017).

LC doesn’t say when her BB is due or anything else like that. But I’m sure we’ll get an update when she figures out some kind of truly-janky DIY pregnancy craft. “Hey everyone, here’s a fun fringed boho crib mobile made out of fabric scraps! All you need is a pair of pinking shears and about 10-15 cashmere onesies from Petit Tresor.

Pic: Wenn.com

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