Category: Jeff Lewis
Jeff Lewis And Gage Edward From “Flipping Out” Are Taking A Break
It’s only a matter of time before Jeff Lewis is officially gay Scrooge and is holed up by his lonesome in his immaculately renovated Los Feliz mansion, and has to resort to yelling at the air or screaming at the Postmates delivery person who quickly drops his taco salad on the doorstep before running off. Because soon, there won’t be a living thing in the Los Angeles area that hasn’t completely washed their hands of Jeff Lewis and his signature asshole ways. He’ll have nobody to yell at anymore!
My favorite part of Bravo’s Flipping Out, Jeff’s longtime housekeeper/queen of the house Zoila quit his ass a while ago and their relationship isn’t what it used to be. Jeff’s longtime assistant Jenni Pulos left in a train wreck of a split. Even Bravo is probably done with Jeff, and the surrogate who carried his daughter is so done with him that she’s suing him for shaming her coochie on camera by calling it hairy and big (I know, Jeff is bold for shaming a vagina while he’s got deflated vagina lips on his mouth). And now Jeff’s professional and personal partner is done with him. He’s announced that Gage Edward (or Barbie Bitch as Zoila called him) has moved out of their house.
Jeff Lewis Says Words About His Surrogate Suing Him And Bravo For Vagina-Shaming
Bravolebrity Jeff Lewis has made a brand out of being OCD and inappropriate for 1,000 seasons of the house-flipping show that doesn’t include the lady Don Corleone of shiplap (Joanna Gaines), so it only seemed natural for him to make a passing remark of the nethers of Alexandra Trent, the woman who gave birth to his and partner Gage Edward’s daughter last season on Flipping Out. Now, claiming to be humiliated, Alexandra is suing because she says she never agreed to have her lady bits broadcast to the world. Naturally, Jeff somehow feels betrayed. Continue reading
Jeff Lewis Is Officially Somebody’s Father Now
Anybody who watched Bravo’s Flipping Out last season knows that Jeff Lewis and his partner Gage Edward (or as Zoila, and now I, call him “Barbie Bitch”) were getting ready to add another human to their full house of neurotic madness. Jeff Lewis has always seemed as paternal as a male grizzly bear (male grizzly bears hate all children) to me, but he and Barbie Bitch seemed excited about raising a child together. And that child is now here. Last night, Jeff announced on Instagram that their surrogate gave birth to their first child, a girl. Sadly, Jeff and Barbie Bitch didn’t name their daughter Zoila Jenni (Z.J. for short).
I’m going to choose to believe that Jeff and Barbie Bitch named their daughter after Monroe Ficus from Too Close For Comfort and NOT after Marilyn. That is the only reason to name your child Monroe.
Some say that becoming a parent mellows you out and to those people, I say, you must not know any parents. Because nearly every parent I know is stressed out, worn out and screaming for Calgon to take them away. But maybe being a father will mellow Jeff out. If it doesn’t and Baby Monroe picks up on some of her daddy’s behavior, then I’m sure her first complete sentence will be, “Goddammit, Zoila, you messed up the lunch order AGAIN!”
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