I’m sure everybody who rushed to organize their house after watching Tidying Up with Marie Kondo on Netflix back in January, has already gone back to living like a pig and replaced all the shit they thoughtfully donated to Goodwill with even more useless crap than they had before. Now, perhaps inevitably, Marie has cashed in on her celebrity with an online store selling useless crap to fill the KonMari method void she helped create. Sure it’s very expensive, minimalist design crap, but useless all the same. But at least now you have options! While Goop’s crystal infused water bottle sells for $80, Marie’s is $98 and features “interchangeable vials of fair-trade gemstones” made in the German Alps. And while she doesn’t offer a BDSM kit (yet), with a $75 tuning fork that’s paired with an oblong crystal (rose, clear, or smokey quartz), Marie will have you sparking joy out your ass.
November 20, 2019 / Posted by: Mieka