The News of the World has a new picture from Heather Mills' porn past. This one shows Heather proudly showing off her huge, pancake nipples. Click here to see it. Heather recently said she took "glamour pictures" and not "porn pictures." Um…there's nothing glamorous about seeing Heather spread her coochie.
While Heather lies about about that shit, Paul McCartney is continuing to date Rosanna Arquette. Rosanna's sister, Alexis Arquette, said the two are bonding over music and spending more time together. She told People "[Rosanna] interviewed him for a documentary that she did on Rock and Roll. She's been a big fan of his music for a long time, and I know that they befriended each other several years ago. "
A source said that Heather doesn't like that Paul's dating Rosanna and is planning her own romance soon. I know how Heather can get her revenge! Date Alexis!
According to that highly accurate and always reliable magazine News Of The World, they are reporting that Paul McCartney is dating Rosanna Arquette. They allegedly enjoyed a romantic stroll through London and cuddled and kissed eachother goodbye. She supposedly also spent two hours at his home.
Word on the street was that he is currently dating American millionairess Nancy Shevell. What a player. What the hell is Heather Mills thinking of all this action Paul is getting? Bitches better install body guards and tweezers because you know they're gonna be hunted down and beaten with that peg leg of hers.
Heather Mills.….is at it again. Sigh. She spoke last night in Dublin where she was named the honorary patron of the Trinity University Philosophical Society. Trinity University really needs to analyze their decision making skills, because bitch shouldn't be honorary nothing!
Anyway, instead of using the night to talk about her charity work, she used it to talk about how badly she's being treated by the media.
She said, "Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby – these people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy.
"If you have lots of money you have to be stingy because why would you that amount of money."
This coming from a woman that's trying everything she's got to become extremely wealthy.
She went on to say, "I don't think anything can prepare you for being treated worse than a murderer or a paedophile when all you have done in 17 years is charity work."
Put a fork in it already! Somebody really needs to stick Heather's one foot in her mouth already. Fuck her with her fake leg, because bitch is wound up and just won't stop. It's like when a cat's in heat and won't shut the hell up. You just gotta whip out a q-tip and do what you got to do to keep it quiet.
Heather Mills' crazy ass publicist is at it again! Michele Elyzabeth…wait, can I just call her Michelle Elizabeth? That "Y" KILLS me. It really hurts and offends me. Anyway, Michele has told Page Six they will cut off anybody that says bad things about Heather. Well, let me just make this easy Michele. Heather is a CRAZY-ASS-ONE-LEGGED-GOLD-DIGGING-WHORE! Consider me cut off! That was easy.
Michele said, "Heather married Paul McCartney, period. It's not going away. And during this divorce they [the media] will need access and are not going to get it. They are assholes. There are limits and they make fun of her. They've crossed the line."
She said CBS is out, Inside Edition is out, The Daily Mail and the Mirror are also out. I'm sure they are beside themselves with pain.
Michele also said Heather was joking about the rats, "She was joking about the rats. But she was serious about the milk. It is very bad for people, especially children. A cow can only give so much. She told me, 'You can only take so much, then you become numb. Everything I do, people take it apart.' "
Michele is just as nuts! Michele please take your meds and take it with a big, glass of WHOLE milk.
Heather Mills currently stars in some weird ad campaign for Viva! Heather thinks the world should go Vegan, because it's more eco-friendly. That's kind of funny since bitch showed up in a Mercedes SUV. At the launch in Hyde Park in London, Heather said she had a good alternative to cow's milk.
"Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?"
I probably already drink rat's milk when I get my coffee at McDonald's. If Heather wants to be the one to milk the rats, she can be my guest.
Heather went on to say, "The startling truth is that animals farmed for meat and dairy are now one of the greatest threats to the planet."
No Heather, I think your crazy ass is one of the greatest threats to the planet.
That's it! This has gone too far! Stella McCartney is not giving her ex-stepmother, Heather Mills, free clothes! What has the world come to!!?!!
Heather's crazy yet hot publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, told Page Six that Stella offered a 10% off discount from her expensive crap and Heather is mortified!
Michele said, "Stella told Heather she'd give her just 10 percent off at her boutique in London. And they were related. But that just goes along with everything we know about Stella now."
Michele went on to say that Stella has never liked Heather and wouldn't even donate her perfume to be included in gift bags for one of Heather's charities. They had to get perfume from Elizabeth Arden instead. STOP THE MADNESS! End the world right now! Stella is the devil!
Aha! I absolutely adore Michele Elyzabeth. She is just on another planet. A planet called INSANE. Heather is Stella's EX-stepmother. She owes her nothing. Especially since Heather is trying to rape Stella's daddy out of millions upon millions. That's like me giving free blowjobs to my ex-boyfriends! Ok…..shut up! I only did it that once! Twice. Thrice?
