Category: Heather Mills
The PT Cwuza Lady Is Back!
November 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heather Mills is insane! She hired that the “PT Cwuza Lady” as her publicist. In case you aren’t familiar with this hotness The Soup made her famous last year by featuring a clip of her going on and on about Heather Mills’ PT Cruiser. Well, she’s back! Her name is Michele Elyzabeth and she claims she’s some French Aristocrat. She’s started her own video blog on Blogger where she goes on the attack for Heather. PT Cwuza Lady is taking names. She’s really pissed off at Joy Behar from “The View” for talking so much trash on Heather.
PT Cwuza Lady dishes the dirt with her dog Bijou and some gay hairdresser named David Paul. She plans to update every single week and set the record straight on the latest Mills’ rumor. With the writer’s on strike the networks should give the PT Cwuza Lady her own show.
Click here to see her in action
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Thanks Mike
One Legged Bitch
November 12, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heather Mills has a recording of Paul McCartney calling her a "one legged bitch" reports The News of the World . Heather reportedly has that tape along with several others locked up in a bank vault for safe keeping.
A source said, "There are other recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a ‘one-legged bitch'. She's hoping this shows people what she's had to put up with, and will let the public make up their own mind about who was to blame for their split."
Heather also has a tape of Paul's daughter, Stella McCartney telling her, "I hope you lose your other fucking leg!"
Those McCartneys! Such comedians. They should take their act on the road.
The source claims Heather started recording her phone conversations a while ago.
One legged bitch?! How is that so shocking? She's a bitch and she has one leg. I don't see the problem!
Heather is major paranoid! Get that ho a fatty already!
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Devil Mills Gets Dumped
November 9, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heather Mills has been fired by her lawyers for acting like a crazy bitch on TV. Everyone advised Heather not to go on television and scream about the media and Paul McCartney. She ignored them and went on anyway. She also went on GMTV again yesterday to try and clean up her earlier rant.
The law firm of Mishcon de Reya (fancy!) called her up yesterday and told her she's no longer a client.
A source told The Sun, “She was warned against going on TV and talking about Paul, their marriage and anything about her daughter. But she just refused to listen. She was told time and again to keep quiet because she might hand Sir Paul’s lawyers an easy victory."
“But she is so crazy she decided she knew better than the best divorce lawyers in the country."
Damn. Even greedy ass lawyers want nothing to do with this crazy bitch. Maybe Britney's lawyer, Anne Kiley, can help out? That's what Heather gets! She shot herself in the foot by going on TV. Which was stupid, because she really…really needs that foot!
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Heather’s On Damage Control
November 8, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Heather Mills was back on TV today, but this time she was kindler and gentler. She denied reports that she called up Paul McCartney and bitched him out for dating American millionairess Nancy Shevell.
Heather said, "In that situation with Paul, there was no phone call, there was no tears and tantrums – there was nothing. Basically I just said 'I wish you all the best' and that was it, when we did swap over. It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life."
Heather said that Paul hasn't said anything to her about her crazy antics on TV last week. Heather's spokeswhore quit their job, because they told Heather not to do it.
She said, "It's been unbelievably cathartic. It's the difference between being in prison and being on parole. I've had 18 months of the worst press ever and I got the chance to protect myself and my daughter."
Hmm…..a nice Heather Mills? Maybe she took my advice and smoked a bowl. Now that she seems to have that under control, she can focus all her attention on buying new shoes. Just because you only have one leg doesn't mean you should wore disgusting shoes.
Above is Heather leaving the TV station today in England.
Source: Daily Mail – Image: Splash
Paul McCartney’s New Girlfriend
November 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Paul McCartney is reportedly dating married American millionairess Nancy Shevell. The two have been on a few dates in London and New York. Nancy claims she is still legally married to rich bitch lawyer, Bruce Blakeman, but is legally separated. The two were married for 23 years.
She wouldn't comment on her new relationship with Paul.
And what does Heather Mills think of all of this? Take a guess. She's not exactly going to throw them a congratulation party anytime soon.
A source told the Daily Mirror, "There was a huge row. Heather asked what the hell he thought he was up to. She asked him how he thinks their daughter Bea would feel to see her dad and his new girlfriend splashed all over the newspapers."
I wonder what Bea will think when she sees her mother acting like a crazy bitch on TV?
At least Paul doesn't have to worry about Nancy trying to take his fortune. Unless Nancy is trading up for a millionaire to a near billionaire. Nancy better watch out for Heather though. That bitch is nuts and hellbent on revenge!
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Stupid Games
November 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
It's no secret that Stella McCartney and one-legged Heather Mills hate each other. Heather claims Stella never liked her and did "evil things" to her including cutting her face out of a picture.
Stella has reportedly kept the feud going by designing a one-legged pendant. The necklace costs $500.
I fully expect Heather to sue Stella for the profits of that necklace. She's going to claim she was the inspiration for that necklace. She will go on every TV show from "Sesame Street" to "Talk Sex with Sue" to bitch and moan about it. The war will never stop!
Source: Page Six