Some Parents Think Hatchimals Are Vocally Horny

Imagine you were one of the lucky parents who were able to get their mitts on a Hatchimal this past Christmas season. You get it home, put it under the tree, the kid wakes up, thinks he or she is Santa’s very special snowflake, and puts the Hatchimal to work. “Hatch for us!” the children cry. “FUCK ME“, the Hatchimal responds.

At least this seems to be the case for Victoria, Canada’s Sarah and Nick Galego.

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