Freddie Prinze Jr. Says That Working With Kiefer Sutherland Made Him Want To Quit Acting

Looks like we got ourselves an old-fashioned nepotism fight! In this corner, Freddie Prinze’s has-been C-list heartthrob from the 90s son…Freddie Prinze Jr.! In the opposite corner, Donald Sutherland’s alcoholic Christmas Tree-choking heartthrob from the 80s son…Kiefer Sutherland! Let’s keep it clean, fellas. Just kidding, take as many nasty swipes as you’d like!

Freddie Prinze Jr. was at San Diego Comic-Con this weekend to promote the Disney XD series Star Wars Rebels (I bet he plays a popular-yet-sensitive droid named “Bro2D2”), but he’s apparently still very butthurt from the time he played Cole Ortiz on 24, because he took a moment during an interview with ABC News (via People) to rail hard on his former co-star Kiefer Sutherland:

“I did 24, it was terrible. I hated every moment of it. I just wanted to quit the business after that. So, I just sort of stopped. Kiefer was the most unprofessional dude in the world. That’s not me talking trash, I’d say it to his face. I think everyone that’s worked with him has said that.”

“I went and worked for Vince McMahon at the WWE, for Christ’s sake … but, at least he was cool and tall. I didn’t have to take my shoes off to do scenes with him, which they made me do [at 24]. Just put the guy on an apple box or don’t hire me next time. You know I’m 6 feet and he’s 5’4.”

As much as I love a shady ho from the past who don’t give a flying She’s All That fuck, Freddie needs to watch his mouth and have a seat! Bitch, you were in Delgo! But I do appreciate the creativity in his excuse for why he went from A-list teen star to “The dude from American Pie, right? Am I close?” Freddie Prinze Jr. claiming that he stopped acting because he didn’t like Kiefer Sutherland is almost as good an excuse as Josh Hartnett’s “I stopped acting because I didn’t want to be Superman.” All we need is an excuse from Andrew Keegan, and we’re on our way to a BuzzFeed article.

And Kiefer has yet to publicly respond to his comments, but I’m sure he’s throwing hungover still drunk shade at Freddie from underneath an old Christmas tree somewhere.

Would You Hit It?

Sarah Michelle Gellar finally unlocked the basement door and let Freddie Prinze Jr. come out to play and now we know that while he was trapped in there he was doing ab crunches and sloppily shaving his nipple area. Here’s a topless 37-year-old FPJ making witches cream on the next episode of Lifetime’s Witches of East End. FPJ plays some hot seasoned piece who gets with Madchen Amick (aka forever Carrie Fairchild from CPW to me).

And to answer my own headline question, will most Americans trade in their children for a free Venti Salted Caramel Mocha from Starbucks. YES! The answer is YES in all-caps. Like a fine wine and leather anal beads, FPJ gets better with age. FPJ’s elbow-length hair gloves really did it for me.

via E!

Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Having Another Baby

Three things. First, Freddie Prinze Jr. still exists and still breathes in the same oxygen we all breathe in even though he rarely graces the screen with his completely organic and not at all wood-like acting skills that make a cardboard Keanu Reeves cutout look like the reincarnation of Laurence Fucking Olivier. Freddie’s just a stay-at-home dad now, slaving away in the kitchen making sandwiches like all good stay-at-home dads do. Second, Freddie’s going to have to make more sandwiches, because Sarah Michelle Gellar got knocked up again. Third and most important, why can’t I stop eating rice pudding baby food at night? How did this happen? I’m not even doing it as a role playing thing and I’m not even adding rum to that shit. Is this what it feels like to be Jennifer Aniston? Am I finally matching my eating habits to my IQ (no offense to rice pudding-eating babies with new brains that aren’t fully warmed up)?

Anyillprobablybewearingdiapersandafuckingbonnetnext, Sarah Michelle Gellar’s got a womb full of baby! A source tells People that Freddie and Sarah Michelle’s 2-year-old daughter Charlotte Grace is going to be somebody’s sister soon.

“She and Freddie are thrilled. They love their little girl more than anything in the world and know that love will only multiply. She is such a fantastic mom; it is just great news.”

Their love will only multiply? Who says that shit? I didn’t know Paula Anka was one of People’s sources.

The three of us who watch Ringer aren’t surprised by this news since Bridget/Shavon (I’m too lazy to spell it the fancy way) was looking swole in the torso on the season finale. And yes, not only did I admit that I eat rice pudding baby food for dinner, but I also admitted that I watched Ringer in its entirety. You should probably have my landlord check on me later, because with the way that things are going it’s only a matter of time before I overdose on baby food, pass out face-first into my boyfriend pillow and lie there in a coma as my 12 cats (they magically showed up when I started eating baby food) chew my fingers off.