Category: FINALLY
Michael Strahan’s Last Day On “Live!” Ended Awkwardly, Because Of Course It Did
You know you’re so goddamn happy to be done with someone when you’re willing to kiss them. That’s true hate, right there. So today was Michael Strahan’s last day on Live! With Kelly and Michael before he moves on to GMA, and shockingly enough the show didn’t end with Kelly Ripa grabbing a mic and screaming “HIT IT, GELMAN!” before launching into a high-energy karaoke version of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye.” It did, however, end with Michael being played off like his Oscar speech was running on too long.
Not A Late April Fool’s Joke: Taylor Swift Will Receive The Taylor Swift Award
Whenever an awards show rolls around, don’t you find yourself sitting there, worrying about the over-boiled jicama sliver that is Taylor Swift? Because she’s never at those things and she never ever wins a trophy and we know that she deserves at least a zillion of them. I once won 6th place (out of 6 contestants) in an accordion competition, and I’ve always wanted to send Tay Tay that trophy, just so she can have one. Thankfully something called the BMI Pop Awards (Side note: I hate my fingers for not typing “BM Poop Awards” instead) exist and they have come up with a surefire way for Taylor Swift to finally win an award. They have created the Taylor Swift Award and they’re going to give it to Taylor Swift. But really, I wish one of us ran the BMI Pop Awards, because we’d create the Taylor Swift Award and give it to Katy Perry.