Category: Don’t Bother They’re Here
A Man Is Suing After Being Run Over By A Legless Juggalo In A Golf Cart At The Insane Clown Posse Gathering
An Ohio man has broken section 6.9 of the Juggalo code by filing a lawsuit claiming he was hit by a golf cart driven by a legless man at this summer’s 20th annual Gathering of the Juggalos. Much like you don’t go to Coachella and sue because you got a sunburn and chlamydia, you don’t go to The Gathering and sue for getting run over by an allegedly intoxicated man barreling down a hill in a golf cart who is operating the pedals using a baseball bat. Because you absolutely, without a doubt, 100%, got what you asked for.
John Travolta And Fred Durst Clowned Around At The Premiere Of “The Fanatic”
My friend once made the most marvelous find at a used book store. It was a tome called The Big Book of Illustrated Clowns and I was immediately reminded of it looking at the red carpet event for the premiere of John Travolta and Fred Durst’s movie, The Fanatic, which I wrote about yesterday. Even though it looked like there were maybe a maximum of 20 people in attendance, there was so much clownery afoot, you might be fooled into thinking it was a bigger event. Kind of like if the red carpet was a clown car. My eyes told me one thing, but they kept spilling out of the carpet’s nap, honking and spraying seltzer, and making an absolute scene. And my, what variety!