ABC Isn’t Over It

The fallout from Glamberace’s fake dry orgy on the AMAs continues! Glamberace’s was already pushed off of ABC’s Good Whoring America, because they were afraid his ass shake might cause Sam Champion to give himself fellatio right then and there. But now it seems that ABC doesn’t want to see Glamberace’s “Maybe She’s Born With It” face anytime soon, because they have kicked him off Jimmy Kimmel Live and Dick Clark’s New Year’s Eve special.

A spokeswhore for ABC simply said, “We decided not to move forward with the booking at this time.”

Glamberace took to his Twitter to tells his rabid fans not to kick Mickey Mouse in the crotch bone, because it isn’t ABC’s fault. Glamberace wrote: “Yes, sadly friends, ABC has cancelled my appearances on Kimmel and NYE. 🙁 don’t blame them. It’s the FCC heat.”

The truth is, ABC just doesn’t have it in their budget to cover Glamberace’s hairspray bill.

And I must share this comment on the subject I read over at Popeater:

“the absolute most sickening televised spectacle ever witnessed by the eyes of humanity!!! and just another manifestion of satanic activity on display!!!!”

Somebody give this bitch the q-tip so they can calm down, because Glamberace’s performance wasn’t THAT good! Damn.

Is This The Double Standard Glamberace Was Talking About?

…..And we’re back to this again! CBS needs more people, because on The Early Show this morning, they completely proved Glamberace’s point that there is a double standard when it comes to doing gay stuff on TV.

During The Early Show’s interview with Glamberace, they aired his dude-on-dude kiss at the AMAs but made sure to put a lube stain over it so the children out there wouldn’t turn gay. A few beats later, they aired the infamous Cheeto-on-Vadge kiss without censoring it.

In that same interview, Glamberace said, “I think that if it had been a female pop performer doing the moves that were on the stage, I don’t think there would be nearly as much of an outrage. At all. Like I said, there were other performers doing risque things. I think it’s because I’m a gay male, and people haven’t seen that before.”

You know how much time we’ve all wasted on this “what’s suitable for TV” bullshit? We should just drop the FCC off at the bus station and wave goodbye. Then we should throw all the black boxes, beeps and blur dots into the trash can. That way dudes can kiss dudes, chicks can kiss chicks and we all can around with our nipples out. Weeeeee!

And if that isn’t going to work, then how about we just blur everything on TV so no one gets offended. Actually, most of you drunk ass bitches already stumble through life in a blur, so it wouldn’t be that much of a difference. Clip of “the blur” below:

UPDATE: CBS issued this bullshit statement, “The Madonna image is very familiar and has appeared countless times including many times on morning TV. The Adam Lambert image is a subject of great current controversy, has not been nearly as widely disseminated, and for all we know, may still lead to legal consequences.”

via TMZ

Oh…

When you’ve seen one music video with an orgy in a run down theater turned club, you’ve seen them all. And Glamberace’s video for “For Your Entertainment” is no exception. Based on his skull-screwing, pussy-bumping, tongue-fucking performance at the AMAs, I figured he would go all out in the video. But I was a wrong.

Watching this was like a bad first date with a hot piece who makes a dried banana peel look like a regular Miss Congeniality. You know, the kind of date where you’re sitting there, counting the minutes until the check comes, so you can take him to the back alley and shut his boring ass up by shoving your tongue in his mouth hole. But instead of getting some hot action at the end of the date, he sticks his hand out, shakes it and then gives you $5 for a $12 cab ride home. Time. Wasted.

So that’s what this video is like. I sat here waiting and waiting for prostate blowing faggotry. Not a tingle. Not a stir. Not a nothing. He could’ve at least wrapped a string of anal beads around that snake. Something!

ABC Is Not Saying Good Morning To Glamberace

Before we start, is that bulge all Glamberace or did Paula Abdul misplace her stash again? Discuss during the break. So….

Glamberace’s concert on ABC’s Good Morning America has been canceled, because they are afraid he’s going to deliver an encore of his AMAs dry humping orgy. Mickey Mouse needs to get his head shoved into a warm crotch for that one. ABC issued this statement:

“We hate gay stuff in the morning. Well, except for you, Sam Champion.”

No, this is their statement:

“Given his controversial American Music Awards performance, we were concerned about airing a similar concert so early in the morning.”

It’s not like Glamberace is going to piss on Diane Sawyer’s head or ass queef into Sam Champion’s face (Sam wishes). Why are whores even flaring their nostrils over NOTHING. This just confirms that the government needs to start handing out vibrators to everyone. Bitches need to loosen up, because it really isn’t that serious. However, ff they banned him because of his screeching, that would be a different story….

Patricia Heaton is on an ABC show and her face is way more offensive than ten million shots of Glamberace getting a fake blow job.

Glamberace Is Not Apologizing

ABC says they received over 1,500 calls from hos complaining about Glamberace getting a crotch full of man face during his performance on the AMAs last night. They would have gotten even more complaints, but ABC washed the faux beej away for the West Coast feed. They also edited JLo’s mega ass becoming one with the floor. If I was on the West Coast, I’d send ABC hate mail for keeping me from the best parts of that caca fiesta.

Access Hollywood (via UsWeekly) asked Glamberace what he thought about ABC cutting the man-on-peen action out of his performance for the West Coast viewers. Glamberace cried “Discrimination!” He said, “You know honestly, if I offended some people… it’s apples and oranges. I’m not an artist that does things for every single person. I believe in artistic freedom and expression, I believe in honoring the lyrics of a song, and those lyrics aren’t really for everybody either. There’s a big double standard, female pop artists have been doing things provocative like that for years, and the fact that I’m a male, and I’ll be edited and discriminated against could be a problem. People are scared and it’s really sad, I just wish people could open their minds up and enjoy things, it’s all for a laugh, it’s really not that big of a deal.”

What does Glamberace expect? This is ABC we’re talking about. ABC is a family network owned by Disney. And Disney is the upholder of all things moral. They have a pristine reputation they need to look after. I mean, just look at Miley Cyrus…. Oh, wait……

I take it all back. FUCK YOU, ABC! You fake blow job haters!

For Your Taintertainment

If a high school drama teacher (who works as a dominatrix on the weekends) directed Frankenstein in a musical homage to Paula Abdul’s Cold Hearted Snake video and Showgirls, it might look a little like Glamberace’s performance on the AMAs last night. Glamberace worked overtime to make sure Middle-America covered their children’s eyes with bibles while watching his orgy extravaganza.

You know, I’m all for doing slut shit on prime time TV, but this mess was way too staged. Glamberace was like a hooker giving a handjob to an obese man who smells like cold brisket and algae. He was just going through the motions. It’s like he was thinking, “Okay, now I have to dry face fuck this dude wearing Tommy Girl’s favorite weekend outfit. Okay, now I have to slide over here and pull this chick’s crotch belt. Okay, now I’m going to violently make out with this SamRo-type. Okay, now I’m going to try to outdo JLo’s tumble….” Glamberace’s peen was probably asleep the entire time.

I mean, that kiss was as erotic as a Snuggie. It looked like a gorilla sucking food out of another gorilla’s mouth.

And I really knew his performance wasn’t going well, when my dog lit a fire under my smoke detector so that the blaring sound of the alarm could drown out Glamberace’s “hyena getting DPed” screeches. Judge for yourself: