Category: Colton Underwood
Colton Underwood From “The Bachelor” Has Come Out As Gay
As a part-time Bachelor and Bachelorette enthusiast, I only knew a few things about The Bachelor’s 23rd Season bachelor, 29-year-old Colton Underwood. He was a virgin, a former football tight end, and he looks like he’d be a shoo-in for the lead role if Lifetime ever made a biopic about Michael Bublé. I was also aware that he finished his season by giving a rose to the winner, Cassie Randolph, but no ring because he wasn’t ready to get married yet. As it turns out, he didn’t want to get married to any of the women on his season, or any lady at all, for that matter. Because Colton has officially revealed that he’s gay.
Breaking News: Virgin Bachelor Thinks Period Panties Are Gross
For a man who I’m sure has spent the better part of his life being called Colton Underwear, TV’s The Bachelor Colton Underwear (ok, Underwood) doesn’t know very much about his namesake. Colton recently appeared on a show called LadyGang (it’s not nearly as cool as it sounds, they do NOT have matching satin jackets) and received the shock of his life when he learned that women generally don’t throw their panties out every time they get their period. Upon hearing about period panties, Colton showed his ass by screaming “that is so gross!” and inadvertently let every one know he shits his pants on the regular by comparing the two. Apparently this has pissed some people off, but why are they surprised? His name is COLTON UNDERWOOD.