Chris Crocker’s “Leave Britney Alone” Video Has Sold As An NFT For Over $41,000

Way back in 2007, an unwell Britney Spears gave an extremely sad and messy performance of Gimme More at the VMAs. In case you don’t remember or you’re of TikTok age, it was a huge deal. Everybody made fun of Britney for her appearance and lackluster lip-syncing and dancing. But not Chris Crocker. Nope, Chris tearfully pleaded with the world to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!! It became one of the first viral YouTube videos, garnering 4 million views in just two days. And almost fourteen years later, 33-year-old Chris has sold the video as a Non-Fungible Token (NFT) for 18.69 ETH (which is currently over $41,000 in US dollars). Chris says some of the money may go to help with transitioning.  Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By My New Favorite Couple Aaron Carter And Chrissy Crocker!

The year 2000 and the year 2007 has crashed together in a meth-induced haze and produced 2016’s greatest new IT couple: Aaron Carter and Chris Crocker!

Hilary Duff no longer has to worry about walking into her bathroom and finding her ex-stalker Aaron Carter making out with her toilet seat or spooning with the towel she used that morning while wearing her dirty panties like a face mask, because he has found himself a much hotter and sexier piece. The “LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE“ twink turned (that link is very NSFW —–>) power top porn star Chris Crocker posted this precious picture on Instagram of him cuddling up to his new boo Aaron Carter. Chrissy Crocker added this sugar-coated gumdrop to the pic:

Aaron found his candy

This totally genuine and real union probably started blooming right after Chrissy Crocker made a “LEAVE AARON CARTER ALOOOONE” video because the haters came for his man for refusing to do one of the only songs of his people know. Yes, they’re obviously faking this for Instagram likes, but I’m still going to choose to believe that their A-list love is for real and they will soon share it in a reality show that will rival Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. I mean, they already have their first scene for it:

And here’s Aaron showing off his meth abs on Instagram while looking like the kind of dirty hustler who uses plastic bags and rubber bands as condoms and will steal your wallet while he does you next to a dumpster. What I’m trying to say is that Chrissy Crocker is one lucky trick!

It’s Chrissy, Bitch (Again)

No Brit Brit comeback would be complete without any appearance by her most famous and loyal fan: CHRISSY CROCKER (The “Leave Britney Aloooooone” Dude for those of you who don’t fuck with names)!! As Brit Brit’s new song rises up the charts like your cholesterol after eating a plate of Cheetosquiles, Chris is whipping out the video for his single “Freak of Nature.”

This shit is like the bastard love child of Xtina’s “Not Myself Tonight” mess and The Robin Byrd Show. In Chrissy’s video, he tames a hot piece while looking like a dominatrix you might find on a Craigslist ad under the subject: “Former Rock of Love Bus star available for out calls only...”

Even if this shit doesn’t do it for you, you have to admit that it’s sort of nice seeing what Heidi Montag’s original face looked like.

via Feast of Fun

Speidi, Eat Your Heart Out!

Chrissy Crocker and his curly-haired friend are giving Heidi and Spencer a run for their “piece of trash” money! It took me a few coffee swigs to realize this WAS NOT Heidi and Spencer. Heidi’s adam’s apple is bigger, so that gave it away.

Chrissy is quickly becoming the main bitch of Robertson Blvd. Phoebe Price better step it up. Actually, PP and Chrissy should join forces and work the stroll together. Shameless attention whores need to stick together.

UPDATE: Chrissy’s mystery friend is Cameron Michaels, a power bottom porn star from RandyBlue.com. Click here to see his “work.” NSFW! Duh. (Thanks John)

I Wonder How Much Mom Got Paid?

It wouldn’t be a holiday without one of Spencer and Heidi’s totally candid photo shoots! Heidi brought her mother into the charade for a special Mother’s Day shoot yesterday. I’m sorry, but I live for their amazing photo shoots. They should open up a business and help others look totally natural on special days.

I can’t wait for their “Day of the Dead” photo shoot. Hopefully, they’ll pose in a casket and we can bury them for good. Wait, then who will bring us these gems?

And it wouldn’t be a Heidi post without pictures of her gorgeous twin sister, Chrissy Crocker.