Chet Haze Defends His Use Of The N-Word, Quotes Forrest Gump While Doing So

Chet Haze (born name: Chet Hanks), the son that probably makes Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson say, “Where did we go wrong?“, loves to drop the n-word and when he used “niggaz” and “white niggas” in Instagram posts the other day, he got a lot of shit thrown at him. So early this morning, the Cody Lambert of hip hop dropped some wisdom on our faces by telling us why he’ll never stop mouth farting out the n-word and why it’s okay for him to do so.

Piece of Chet posted an Instagram video along with an essay on how it’s his constitutional right to spit out whatever he wants. Um, since he knows the constitution so well, then he should also know that it’s everyone else’s constitutional right to shit on him for spitting out the n-word. The come-to-life Malibu’s Most Wanted character went on to preach that it’s about time that we strip away all the negativity from the n-word and use it as a word of love. In Chet’s head, the n-word is a beautiful word that brings the hip hop community together. I just….

As Tom Hanks thought about calling his accountant to say the words, “Cut Chet off,” Chet schooled us all. Can’t nobody hold Chet Haze down…well except for his daddy who can do so by canceling his AMEX card.

If I say the word nigga I say it amongst people I love and who love me. If I say "fuck yall hatin ass niggaz" it's because that's really how I felt at the time. And I don't accept society getting to decide what ANYBODY can or can't say. That's something we call FREE SPEECH. Now I understand the older generation who grew up in the Jim Crowe era might have strong feelings against this. And that's understandable… But what I'm saying is this is 2015… And even tho we are still far from where we need to be and black people are still being literally KILLED by a RACIST and fucked up system… We have also reached a point where the word can no longer have a negative connotation if we so choose. And who is to say only black people can use it? The way I see it, it's a word that unifies the culture of HIP-HOP across ALL RACES, which is actually kind of a beautiful thing. It's a word that can be used out of camaraderie and love, not just exclusively for black people. What's the point in putting all these built up "rules" about it. It's time to let go. You can hate me or love me for it, but can't nobody tell me what I can or can't say. It's got nothing to do with trying to be a thug. It's about the culture of the music. And that's all I have to say about that (no pun intended) lol. It's all love. Some people will get it, some people won't. Either way, Ima keep living my life however the fuck I want. ALL LOVE.

A video posted by 🌴LA / WORLD WIDE 🌍 (@chethanx) on Jun 1, 2015 at 11:30pm PDT

Because of where he was going, I expected Chet to shit out a different Forrest Gump quote. I expected him to say, “Y’all, life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes the white ones are black inside like me!”

Tom Hanks’ Son Tweets A Gift For All You Ladies Out There

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson’s son Chester Hanks (it’s “Chet Haze” if you cut your Alize with Summer’s Eve) has already murdered the white boy rap game by spittin’ rhymes that sounds like an Enimen queef and now he’s killing heterosexual relationships everywhere by Tweeting pictures of his humble nipples. Chet posted this picture of his nipples and a background blonde (who is probably happy that Chet is too busy humping the camera to hump her) and continued to fart out a shrine to himself by posting another one:

If you’re a dick-loving woman with a boyfriend, then I’m sure you just changed your Facebook status from “in a relationship” to “HAZED!!!!!!” Chet knows the kind of effect he has on chochas and apologized to all boyfriends everywhere for luring their girlfriends to the HAZE side.

Chet then made thousands of gays fart out the broken pieces of their hearts after he let it be known that he’s NO HOMO:

I swear, my eyeballs smell like a clean pussy now, because doucheness is dripping off of each of those Tweets.

In case you couldn’t tell from Chet’s tattoo that looks like the mascot of a bank run by The Fellowship of the Sun, Chet Haze is dumber than a box of chocolates. I mean, I’m so fucking stupid that the other night I tried to get into my apartment for a good 30 seconds before realizing I was on the wrong floor, but whenever I want to feel smarter I just go to Chet’s Twitter page. It’s as if Tom Hanks made Chet Haze while in character as Forrest Gump. Yes, Tom Hanks is so good at acting that he even cums in character.

Oh, this piece of Chet. So pretty, yet so douchey.

via Buzzfeed