This is news to me, but apparently Carmen Electra put out a music album back in 1993. The album featured such song titles as "Go-Go Dancer" and "Go On (Witcha Bad Self)." Sounds like a winner.
Well, Carmen said she's going to give music another go. For what purpose I'm not sure. At a party for Diesel last weekend Carmen slipped the DJ one of her new songs where witnesses say it didn't suck. Yes, because they were probably bombed on free booze.
Nowadays just about everyone and anyone wants to put out an album. Just because you're semi-hot and have big tits doesn't mean you're built for music. Stick to what you know. I like Carmen, but if it didn't work the first time…chances are it's not going to work the second.
Carmen…Carmen….Carmen….spend less time on ruining your hair and more time figuring out the teeth situation. You have an issue and it needs working on. Please, take some Oxyclean to those. I just want to take my finger nail and scrape that shit off. It would make a tasty snack on a Ritz cracker!
Her bref probably a disaster. Here's Carmen at "Hairspray" last night.
Carmene Electra and Dave Navarro proved they are friendly exes at pediatric AIDS foundation event yesterday in Los Angeles. I think Dave is dating that hot bitch Kimber from Nip/Tuck now. Yes, there's such thing as friendly exes. Carmen is probably too high on the weed to realize it's Dave. Rumor on the internet is that she's addicted to the shit!
Sorry lesbos everywhere, Carmen Electra is not planning to marry Joan Jett. There were rumors that Carmen, 34, and Joan, 46, met after her divorce and instantly clicked and clicked clits. The rumor went as far to suggest they were going to get married.
Carmen is denying the story. Her rep said, “They are just friends. “Carmen is in London right now. She is performing in Palm Springs at the Dinah Shore Weekend with her group The Bombshells just as she did last year.”
Is it just me or does Joan sort of look like Dave Navarro?
Carmen Electra fell on her ass at a Max Factor charity show last night in Los Angeles. That’s not the best part. The best part is Alison Sweeney’s face in the background as she’s heading face first into the ground.
It’s going to be a slooow news day, AINNIT? Anyways, Carmen Electra hosted the premiere of Absolut Pears Vodka in NYC last night. I only care, because the hotness that is CoCo was there. Unfortunately, he kept her clothes on and didn’t work the camel toe.
