Category: Can You Feel The Love Tonight
That Was Fast. There’s Already A Porn Parody For “The Lion King”
In addition to the Beyhive, Beyoncé’s accountant, and the future defrosted head of Walt Disney, we can add furries to the very short list of people who are benefiting from the release of the not-so-live-action remake of The Lion King. Vice reports that the inevitable porn parody, dubbed The Loin King, has already cum.
The Reviews For “The Lion King” Are Looking Grim
Disney had one job to do with their not actually live-action remake of The Lion King and that’s to make sure, at the very least, that everyone watching it felt the love that night. Well, the reviews are in and critics are reporting that not only did they not feel the love, they didn’t feel much of anything. AV Club’s A.A. Dowd called it “Joyless, artless, and maybe soulless” while IndieWire’s David Erlich said it looked like “the world’s longest and least convincing deepfake”. Sounds like the only love to be found in TLK 2019 is sandwiched in between the G and the R in Simba’s voice daddy Donald Glover’s name. I hate to say I told you so (who am I kidding, I love to say I told you so), but I told you so, Disney!