That Was Fast. There’s Already A Porn Parody For “The Lion King”

In addition to the Beyhive, Beyoncé’s accountant, and the future defrosted head of Walt Disney, we can add furries to the very short list of people who are benefiting from the release of the not-so-live-action remake of The Lion King. Vice reports that the inevitable porn parody, dubbed The Loin King, has already cum.

There’s no nudity in the trailer (but if you want nudity and more, head on over to NSFW!!! PornHub), but that’s because everybody’s dressed as if a well meaning but near-blind grandmother, who can’t sew for shit, handmade all the costumes herself using whatever materials she could cobble together after raiding uncle Earl’s closet and eviscerating a giant teddy bear she found discarded on the curb.  But hey, it’s a musical porn parody. One can hardly expect leonine verisimilitude from “the fine folks at WoodRocket, a porn production house that has basically cornered the market on hyper-sexual, zeitgeist-aping parodies of every pop culture touchstone” and boasts titles such as Alladick, The Laygo Movie, and Jurrasic Wood: Swollen Dingdong. Vice warns:

The trailer claims to be SFW, but be warned—that only means that the nudity is censored. The risk of deep, psychological damage from listening to people sing “hot cum on my ta-tas” to the tune of “Hakuna Matata” is still very, very real.

The two-minute trailer features such classics as “Can You Fill My Muff Tonight” and “I Just Can’t Wait to Be Fuc-King,” along with a truly heinous pun about “Madagascrew.”

Here’s the trailer.

I wonder if Taron Egerton does all of his own moaning in this one like he did for Rocketman, or if it’s dubbed.

Pic: YouTube