Category: Bankrupt
Forever 21 Officially Filed For Bankruptcy
Tomorrow is my 29th birthday and today Forever 21 has officially filed for bankruptcy. So it looks like I will never actually become the Kanye West lyric: “Rock Forever 21, but just turned Thir-tay.”
Forever 21 filed for bankruptcy and are closing, many, many stores, so some people won’t be able walk into a Forever 21 store to buy a shitty-made half-shirt with the phrase “Me Want Tacos!” or “Sundaze Are For SLEEP!” or “Girl$ Ju$t Want To Have Fund$” written on the back of it.
Forever 21 Is Probably Going To Declare Bankruptcy
I guess you could say, it wasn’t meant to last Forever. I’m sure that joke has been made at least 21 times today. But Bloomberg Business is reporting that the once-favorite mall store of teens and delusional adults (raises hand) is probably going to declare that their financial situation is as messed-up as the hem of a Forever 21 crop top after a trip through the washing machine.
Jocelyn Wildenstein Has Filed For Bankruptcy
According to Page Six, 77-year-old Jocelyn Wildenstein has filed for Chapter 11. Apparently Jocelyn’s cash situation is as unfortunate as her love life (I bet you thought I was going to say her face, didn’t you).