Category: Avocadont
Open Post: Hosted By Oprah Trying To Be Relatable By Complaining About The Price of Avocados
Oprah wants us to know that even though she is a multi-billionare, she is still very much one of the people. So much so that she also complains about the price of avocados! In fact, she thinks they are so overpriced that she bought her own damn avocado orchard and now travels with her own organic avocados. Just like all of us do! Let’s all chant together: SHE’S ONE OF US!
Millennials Are Risking Death By Eating Avocados In States Where They’ve Been Recalled!
Nothing comes between millennials and their avocado toast – even the morgue, dammit! We all know that the REAL reason none of us own a house is because of $8 avocado toast and $5 lattes (forget about the crippling student loan debt!), and apparently the dedication is driving people to eat the green stuff even when it poses a fatal risk to one’s health. Despite an avocado recall in six states, millennials are sticking to eating the stuff. Don’t you feel in awe of the future leaders of the world?!
Diet Avocados Are A Thing That Exist Now
Great news for people who love Instagramming their avocado toast, but are afraid to actually eat it because of calories! The avocado has officially jumped the shark. A company in Spain has invented a diet avocado that has 30% less fat than a standard slime sack.