Afternoon Crumbs
After seeing the Machete Kills poster with Sofia Vergara on it, Katy Perry threw her machine gun bra into the trash and told her people to scrap all plans for her heavy metal album – Popoholic
Adrianne Palicki is blond now (or maybe she’s always been blond and I haven’t noticed since I’m way behind on all my Adrianne Palicki news) – Hollywood Tuna
GOOP’s idea of comfort food is very GOOP – Lainey Gossip
Poke at me when TV Guide asks Stephen Amell to play the Match Your Co-Star’s Name to the Peen Game – Towleroad
If drunk ass Chelsea Handler is right about Taylor Swift being a virgin flower, then does that mean Red is about popping her cherry? – The Superficial
Lindsay Lohan wishes had talents like this mess – Drunken Stepfather
BREAKING: Naomi Watts cut her hair – Celebitchy
Owl eye tits + a clear rain poncho = doing fashion right – ICYDK
Ethan Hawke is on the cover of Gotham looking like he’s taking a dump. A very distinguished dump since he is wearing a suit after all – Just Jared
Thank God my eyes deceived me, because I really thought this was a naked David Archuleta in a tub – OMG Blog
It all makes sense now, Taylor Swift’s love life is a front for her house flipping business – IDLYITW
Bradley Cooper’s middle part is looking stunning in The Hangover III trailer – The Berry
TERRENCE HOWARD WAS ROBBED! – Jezebel
No. – C+D
Give me the car, give me the sugar juice, keep the Zach Braff – Moe Jackson
Why is Blake NotSoLively wearing the dress my mom wore to my sister’s graduation in the 90s? – Popsugar
David Beckham is either making a fart or smelling a fart – I’m Not Obsessed
Going to the Olive Garden is the smartest decision Shia LaDouche has ever made in the history of his life – Videogum
Justin Bieber should close his Macbook Air right now, because he’s no Kanye – Cityrag