Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kayla, the fragile lesbian fairy trollette from America’s Next Top One-Time Vogue Eeeeetalia Model!
There are no spoilers here about last night’s ridiculous episode, but I almost gave the TONS OF FUCKING SEQUINS cape Andre Leon Talley wore to the Vogue Italia meeting the Hot Slut stamp. Or his station master cat hat. But I went with Kayla, because she’s so poor that she sleeps in a sleeping bag every night and she’s a proud lezzie who wants to be the first ever lesbun ANTM winner. So yeah, a lesbian who sleeps in a sleeping bag. What’s not to love? I just want to stick Kayla on the end of my No.2 pencil and write long letters to the judging committee about how she should win because she’s a lesbian who sleeps in a sleeping bag EVERY night.
And in case you missed Ty Ty Bank’s DIRECTORIAL debut at the end of last night’s episode, click here to see it. If Ty Ty was a film major at a suburban community college in the mid-80s, this shit would’ve set the class on fire (no, it still wouldn’t have set the class on fire).