Afternoon Crumbs
Prince Hot Ginge met with Canada’s Prime Minister (and the mash-up of Peter Facinelli and James Marsden) Justin Trudeau today to promote next year’s Invictus Games in Toronto. And this may be the first time I’ve ever been jealous of the Canadian flag, because look how close it is to being the meat in a hot ginge and Canadian hot piece sandwich – Lainey Gossip
To the surprise of absolutely no one who has a drop of common sense, Kelly Ripa turned her rage over being blindsided by ABC into more $$$$$$ in her checking account – Celebitchy
What in disco funeral HELL is Taylor Swift wearing? – Drunken Stepfather
Shannon Beador’s Orange County mansion sold for $9 million – Reality Tea
Jean-Claude Van Damme is onto the Illuminati’s Trump-hating ways! – The Superficial
The Dixie Chicks did Beyonce’s Daddy Lessons – Towleroad
If you worked with Chris Evans (not the Captain America one) on The Big Breakfast in the 90s, there’s a chance that he may have you given your eyes an unsolicited dick flashing show – Jezebel
Yes, the new Ghostbusters trailer sucks, but how is it the most hated trailer on YouTube when the Fifty Shades of Shit trailer exists on YouTube? – Egotastic!
Now we know why Julia Roberts had to recycle that polyester wig from Notting Hill for her role in Mother’s Day. It’s because they blew the budget on her $3 million paycheck and didn’t have enough money to buy a better wig – Pajiba
I never thought I’d type this, but I’d much rather look at Asslee Simpson’s ass cheeks than Evan Ross’ tragic Amish hipster look – The Nip Slip
The Jungle Book ate up and shit out Mother’s Day this past weekend – HuffPo
Kristen Stewart still looks like she belongs on a Hair of Meth poster – Popoholic
That teddy dress makes Charlotte McKinney’s chichis look like a satin neck pillow – Hollywood Tuna
I want to party on a bus full of drunk giraffes – The Berry
In case you were wondering if Kate Hudson and Nick Jonas are still fuck buddies… – Just Jared
“Panama City Beach lot lizard” eleganza brought to you by Miley Cyrus – Popsugar
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