Night Crumbs

May 17, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

Less than a year after Billie Eilish’s fans began screaming, “WHY, BILLIE, WHY?!” over her getting with Jesse Rutherford of The Neighbourhood, her rep confirms that they’re over and it was “amicable.” Okay, Billie and Jesse may be over but her embarrassing comment about him being the “hottest fucking fucker alive” is forever. And the Swifties are probably looking at Billie breaking up with a tattooed mess and are hoping some of that break-up energy wafts on over to Taylor Swift – Uproxx

Meanwhile, on the French Riviera, Fan Bingbing once again glamorously reclaimed her crown as the other Queen of the Cannes Red Carpet (the first being Phoebe Price, of course) – Tom + Lorenzo .

Disney has released a clip of Melissa McCarthy singing Poor Unfortunate Souls in the live-action The Little Mermaid movie. And well, Ursula needs to go shop for waterproof lamps instead of snatching the voices of ingenue mermaids because my poor unfortunate eyes can’t really see shit! – OMG Blog

Charlize Theron is dating model-type Alex Dimitrijevic, and not much is known about him, but I’m still going to say he’s an upgrade from her last piece Sean Penn. But well, that’s not saying much – Celebitchy

Behold, grainy pap pictures of K-pop power couple, Jennie of BLACKPINK and V of BTS, holding hands during a stroll in Paris – Lainey Gossip

The Tonight Show will reportedly stop giving checks to non-writing staff members and put them on “unpaid leave” during the writers’ strike. But other late-night shows are continuing to pay their entire staff. Well, maybe Jimmy Fallon wants to fill the “most insufferable host in late night” spot left vacant by James Corden – HuffPo

Larry Birkhead has shit all over Netflix’s “cesspool of a project” about Anna Nicole Smith – Entertainment Tonight

Today in She Tried It And Failed Again, Elizabeth Holmes is headed to the clink in less than two weeks after a judge rejected her latest attempt to remain free during her appeal. Actually, I should say that Elizabeth Holmes MIGHT be headed to the clink because she could really outsmart those bitches by legally changing her name to Not Elizabeth Holmes – AP

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