Phoebe Price Continues Her Reign As The Queen Of Cannes

May 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Phoebe Price is taking Cannes by storm or is it Cannes is taking PP by storm? I’ll get back to you on that one. PP once again provided some much needed glamour to the red carpet by attending the “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” premiere. PP does not play Vicky, Cristina or Barcelona. Shit, she’s not even an extra in the movie. That doesn’t matter! I’m sure Woody Allen himself asked PP to bless his premiere with her chicken cutlets.

Don’t ask me what the hell she’s wearing. I’m sure it’s from a designer whose name I can’t even pronounce. Actually, it’s probably from Sally Kirkland’s garage sale. That doesn’t matter! PP is stunning as usual. You know she thinks she looks like Lucy Westenra from “Dracula.”

Those Cannes bitches better give PP some sort of prize at the end of this. I’m thinking “Hottest Babe at Cannes!”

The premiere was also attended by Star Jones and her arm vagina, Woody and his mute bride (does Soon-Yi even talk?) and Penny Cruz.

Tags: NSFW, Phoebe Price

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