Night Crumbs

Today in Florida, Mickey Mouse put on his best “sue a trick” ensemble of a business suit from Mice’s Wearhouse and a sturdy pair of bubble booties to stomp on his nemesis, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Disney has taken their fight against Ron DeSantis to court by filing a lawsuit against him. Ever since Disney shit on DeSantis for signing the “Don’t Say Gay” bill into Florida law, the two sides have been fighting it out. Disney invoked a royal clause to block a move from DeSantis against them, and DeSantis threatened to build a prison near Disney World. In their lawsuit, Disney said that they had no choice but to sue DeSantis over his “targeted campaign of government retaliation” against them as punishment for speaking out. They added that DeSantis is now threatening their business in Florida and has violated their First Amendment rights. I fully expect DeSantis to pull a move out of NYC and appoint a Florida rat czar to take out Mickey once and for all, but please. Mickey Mouse shits mountains of money on the daily so he can keep this fight going until the end of time! – NBC News

While promoting part two of The Sandy Crotch Chronicles (aka Dune: Part Two), Zendaya continued to prove that she can look hot while wearing anything as Timothee Chalamet looked like a member of a SWAT Team’s twink division – Lainey Gossip

Even though it sometimes feels like we’re all living in one long Black Mirror episode, the show is coming back for a sixth season. And the new trailer features Aaron Paul, Zazie Beetz, Annie Murphy, Salma Hayek, and the beautiful 90s sound of a computer connecting to AOL – Pajiba

Melissa McCarthy is on the cover of People’s Beautiful issue and is serving opulent Glamour Shots photo shoot sparkliness – Celebitchy

Freddie Mercury’s Tiffany & Co. stache comb and his timeless cat vest can be yours because a trove of his treasures is going up for auction – W Magazine

Here’s the trailer for Pedro Almodovar’s gay western melodrama short Strange Way of Life, starring Pedro Pascal and Ethan Hawke as two old friends who reunite (aka fuck, probably) and reminisce about the days when they were two men living on a ranch (and fucking). So it’s basically like a telenovela-ized Brokeback Mountain. And I just hope that there’s a sex scene where Pedro Pascal makes a campy O face as the soap opera music swells.

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