Night Crumbs
Aaron Sorkin suffered a stroke last November, and it had to do with a little something called “being 61 years old and still smoking two packs a day and eating whatever the hell he wanted.” The stroke nearly ended Aaron’s writing career and was a wake-up call for him to turn his health around. He’s doing better now and hopes to write a January 6th movie. Okay, so a stroke nearly took out his writing career, and he responds by wanting to write a January 6th movie?! We’ve already seen that movie (aka watching the news), Aaron, and we don’t need a damn reboot of it! – Pajiba
Today, you won’t find Doja Cat shaving her brows off on a Livestream because she’ll be too busy making out with her chichis, which she just got reduced – Lainey Gossip
Ed Sheeran said that he developed an eating disorder after he kept comparing himself in the looks department to Justin Bieber and Shawn Mendes – Celebitchy
I know a few theater queens who have been screaming for a Bombshell musical to hit Broadway already, and they’re not getting that yet, but Broadway is sticking the tip in a bit. Because a stage version of Smash, the NBC show about the making of Bombshell, will debut on Broadway next year – Playbill
Today in THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING: Zachary Levi pretty much confirmed that there was behind-the-scenes drama with The Rock over the new Shazam! movie. The Rock allegedly blocked characters from Black Adam from showing up in an end-credits scene for Shazam! Fury of Gods. Some are even using the word “sabotage.” Oh yes, because featuring Black Adam characters in an end-credits scene for Fury of Gods definitely turned things around for that sinking Shazam! ship – The Hollywood Reporter
Child army captain Nick Cannon regrets not making a baby with his ex Christina Milian, and I’m sure the feeling is NOT fucking mutual – Vibe
Meanwhile, during day two of Goopy Paltrow’s hit-and-run ski accident trial in Park City, Utah, her lawyer complained to the judge about cameras all up in his client’s face, including a new camera in the courtroom that he says is pointed directly at her. This complaint may or may not have to do with Twitter making fun of Goopy for looking like the rich lady version of Dahmer because of her glasses. The judge called it a “reasonable request” and said that the court will look into it. You know, Goopy Paltrow already has to sit in a chair from Staples under dreadful fluorescent lighting amongst peasants while wearing her cheapest sweater (a $595 G Label By Goop cardigan) to look relatable to the jury, and now she’s got to deal with a camera capturing all her pissed-off snobby turtle faces? She’s been through enough already!
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