Night Crumbs

March 17, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

The Tonight Show found a way to make their show 10000% more watchable without completely getting rid of “pick me” host Jimmy Fallon. Just add a happy Keanu Reeves and a pile of PUPPEHS, and there you go! Even noted Keanu Reeves hater Matthew Perry would crack a small smile at this before muttering under his breath, “And I bet Keanu kicked one of those puppies too afterward.” – Uproxx

Rachel Zegler was asked why she signed on to do DC’s Shazam! Fury of Gods, and instead of burping up a load of bullshit like “the script spoke to my artistic sensibilities and I’ve always been an avid learner of Greek mythology,” she kept it real by admitting she did it for a check – Celebitchy

Talking bong with eyes, Seth Rogen just found out that Kevin Smith broke up with weed. Seth didn’t immediately praise the Good Shit Gods since Kevin quitting means there’s more weed for him. Seth didn’t seem that surprised, actually. Because according to Seth, Kevin Smith didn’t start toking up until he was in his late 30s, and Seth believes that late-in-life stoners are usually temporary stoners – Pajiba

James Gunn will direct a new Superman movie starring a new Clark Kent. That’s great for superhero nerds and everything, but my question is, when is James Gunn really going to fulfill his true destiny by starring as the secret love child of Heat Miser and Snow Miser in a movie? – Lainey Gossip

Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin welcomed a second baby on the shush last year – Just Jared

Here’s what The Crown’s version of Prince William and Kate Middleton look like, and they’re giving people Great Value Bella Swan and Edward Cullen vibes – InStyle

From The Department Of Fuck Cancer, No Really, Fuck Cancer, Already: international treasure and beautiful friend to ducks Sam Neill was diagnosed with stage three blood cancer. But thankfully, after undergoing treatment, he’s cancer-free! – Deadline

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