Night Crumbs
We already heard that Gisele Bundchen bought a $1.25 million house in Florida before filing legal papers to quit Tom Brady’s ass for good. But thankfully, she’s not going to slum it in that million-dollar dump! Because she also bought an $11.5 million waterfront home right across the creek from the massive mansion that Tom Brady is building on Billionaire Bunker in Miami Beach. I guess she bought a place near Tom so she can just drop the kids in a boat and send them to daddy’s house whenever he’s around. Gis is apparently going to do major renovations on her new place. And I bet those renovations will include a giant waterfront wall with the words “MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS TOM” on it for him to see every time he looks into binoculars to try to see if she’s bringing any new pieces home – Just Jared
Although, Gisele Bundchen may have to rent out rooms in her new place, and Tom Brady may have to rent a room from her to make ends meet (not really) because they have reportedly lost a huge chunk of money in a crypto crash – Gizmodo
Paul Haggis, former Scientologist and director of one of the worst Best Picture Oscar winners in history Crash, was found liable on all counts in the civil lawsuit that was brought against him by a woman who said he raped her in 2013. Paul was ordered to pay $7.1 million. So it looks like the jury didn’t buy his whole “this was an act of revenge from Co$” defense – Deadline
Most of Brooke Shield’s childhood and young career was extra creepy, but one thing that was “very creepy” for her was when she admitted that she was a virgin at 20, which made the media constantly ask her if she lost her V-card yet – Celebitchy
If you watched The Crown while casually lounging on a chaise and sipping from a teacup with a tiara on your head as an assistant filmed you, then you and Mariah Carey are twinsies, dahling! – Lainey Gossip
A Thing That Exists: a Karen-fied version of A Christmas Carol called A Christmas Karen that features The Ghost Of Shitty Wigs Present – OMG Blog
Here are some looks from last night’s Country Music Awards, including Carrie Underwood in need of a lifejacket as she drowns in a sea of blue scrap fabric, Reba McEntire serving Dynasty extra glamour, and Katy Perry wearing the clearance section Shein version of Britney Spears’ legendary denim look (again) – Tom + Lorenzo
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