Night Crumbs
Little-known indie artist Taylor Swift has announced that she’s going on a world tour next year. In more Tay Tay news, songs from her record-breaking album Midnights currently make up the entire Top 10 of Billboard’s Hot 100 chart. Tay Tay is the first artist to do that, and it’s also the first time that a dude has never been in the Top 10 of the Hot 100 chart. And if performances in a tweet could win Oscars, Tay Tay would win one since she pretended to be OMGSOSURPRISED about her new Billboard record on Twitter. Please, Tay Tay made several versions of the album because she knew her devoted Swifties would buy them all up, and she probably made her cats stream Midnights on a loop. So, Olivia Benson, Meredith Grey, and Benjamin Button, you can stop streaming your human’s album now; your mission has been accomplished! – Complex
Professional oversharer Dax Shepard says that he and his wife/partner in TMI, Kristen Bell, really didn’t want a second child. But they agreed to have one so that their “spoiled bitch” oldest child (Dax’s words, not mine) could have a playmate and would learn to share. Something tells me that Dax and Kristen’s daughters have already learned to share. Specifically, they share the embarrassment of their parents refusing to STFU about them – Celebitchy
Michelle “Not The One From Destiny’s Child” Williams hit the pap stroll with a newborn baby, so either she just grabbed a random child to pose with, or she has given birth to her third kid (her second with her husband Thomas Kail) – Just Jared
FINALLY, some good news, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II will slip his hotness into Spandex to join the MCU as Wonder Man – Lainey Gossip
If you didn’t watch the second season premiere of The White Lotus, then you missed Theo James flashing nips, nalgas, and what looks like one of HBO’s signature rubber dicks. It’s nice to know that the Pringles can-sized stunt peen that was used in Pam & Tommy found more work in The White Lotus – (NSFW) OMG Blog
And according to Theo James, his giant crotch hose was supposed to get more screen time – Entertainment Tonight
Two things: 1. Tim Burton did not direct Nightmare Before Christmas as some people think. 2. The actual director of NBC, Henry Selick, is sick of Tim Burton getting all the credit for it – Variety
Excuse me while I look into getting an eyeball transplant because I glanced at the still of grown Ralphie on the trailer for the Christmas Story sequel and thought he was Daniel Craig – SOW
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