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The Spider Who Crashed THE QUEEN’S Funeral!
After over a week of THE QUEEN dealing with messy tricks trying to upstage her by flashing their shit and showing their asses, and her eldest King Charles losing his first battle as monarch against a leaky pen, she will finally be laid to rest during a private burial this evening at King George VI Memorial Chapel. But during today’s grand finale of Operation London Bridge/Operation Unicorn, one last attention whore snatched the spotlight from her, and that attention whore was a spider who took a little ride on her coffin. Prince Andrew was probably happy to see that spider because that meant he wasn’t the only one there who gives many people the creeps (no offense to that coffin spider!).
THE QUEEN’s funeral service has brought out several world leaders, dignitaries, royals, and celebrity types like President Joe Biden, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, French President Emmanuel Macron, and Sandra Oh. (No, THE QUEEN wasn’t a big Killing Eve fan that we know of. Sandra was appointed to the Order of Canada as an Officer back in June and she’s representing the Canadian delegation at today’s funeral). But even with all those global leaders and Dr. Cristina Yang being at THE QUEEN’s funeral, it was a spider who had all eyes on it. During THE QUEEN’s state funeral at Westminster Abbey today, a spider was spotted clinging to flowers and a handwritten note from King Chuck (yes, he finally got a pen to cooperate with him) on top of her coffin. Some think it’s a good sign:
During the solemn event, the late monarch’s coffin was topped with a colorful wreath, which included flowers chosen by King Charles III. The new King, 73, also included a handwritten note to his mother, which was nestled within the flowers.
The white card on royal letterhead read: “In loving and devoted memory, Charles R.” Social media users couldn’t help but notice a spider on the coffin and spotted the critter crawling across the King’s note.
Some of the users shared images of the spider and said they believed it to be a good omen.
“On Queens coffin, a spider> Spider meaning and symbolism include artistry, manifestation, patience, feminine power, ancient wisdom, illusion, balance, and interconnection,” another Twitter user wrote.
And here’s the riveting footage of Charlotte A. Cavatica’s British attention whore cousin stealing the show!
The most famous spider in the world right now. #queensfuneral #QueenElizabethIIMemorial pic.twitter.com/G2sG9VDLjL
— Laura (@deplaurablenull) September 19, 2022
While some say that a spider on THE QUEEN’s coffin is a good omen, I’m sure the British tabloids will eventually say otherwise. BREAKING NEWS: Royal Insiders Confirm That Meghan Markle Hired A World-Renowned Arachnida Trainer To Train A Spider To Trespass Onto THE QUEEN’S Coffin And Steal The Crown That Meghan Thinks Rightfully Belongs To Her!!!!
Pics: Twitter, INSTARImages