Night Crumbs
Beautiful Hollywood nymph, Anya Taylor-Joy, married musician nymph, Malcolm McRae (who looks like Finn Wolfhard after being passed through age profession software), in a courthouse wedding which we didn’t immediately hear about because Anya doesn’t have a newsletter called On The Anya. Get on that, Anya! And well, if these two ever decide to have children, then every knife company that claims they sell the “sharpest things in the world” will need to stop legally saying that since that title will clearly belong to the cheekbones of Anya and Malcolm’s kids – Celebitchy
And at The Gray Man screening in Berlin, Ryan Gosling looked like the bassist of a generic cruise ship 80s cover band while Chris Evans looked like he’s off to audition for the role of Jake in a Melrose Place reboot. In other words, style squared! – Lainey Gossip
David Crosby has held onto his crown as King of Cantankerous Pepaws by spitting at some fan art of him and telling the fan not to quit their day job. David Crosby called the drawing “the weirdest painting” of himself that he’s ever seen. It’s not that serious, but I will say that the painting doesn’t really capture David Crosby. I mean, in the painting, he’s not spewing out a load of shit while bitching about something. That’s probably why he didn’t recognize himself! – SOW
Chris Cuomo decided to do a little reputation rehab by trying to become a volunteer firefighter in the Hamptons but changed his mind, which was a great decision for ONCE. I mean, the Cuomos are known for being good at starting fires, not putting them out – The Daily Beast
Home Depot, Walmart, and other stores are now selling inflatable Sanderson Sisters lawn decorations to promote Hocus Pocus 2. If those inflatables aren’t already sold out, they will be very soon. So this October, prepare to see someone’s parents dragging a Sanderson Sisters inflatable lawn decoration down the street after snatching it from a neighbor’s front yard – OMG Blog
Chelsea Handler and Jo Koy are done after a year – Just Jared
Behold, Quinta Brunson as 80s Oprah in the Weird Al Yankovic biopic – Pajiba
And bow down to Mr. Happy Face, the World’s Ugliest Dog of 2022, who is now a two-time titleholder thanks to winning the Hot Slut of June contest after getting 49% of your votes. Although, Mr. Happy Face may become Mr. Not Amused Face as soon as he finds out he’s tied to this mess of a site. Thanks to all who voted!
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