Night Crumbs
Yes, Daniel Radcliffe is really playing Weird Al Yankovic in a biopic called Weird: The Al Yankovic Story for Roku (or what most people call it, “?????”), and to prove that they’re going through with it, they’ve released the first teaser trailer for it. The teaser trailer is only a quick minute long and shit already looks better than Bohemian Rhapsody. And in the trailer, Harry Potter is looking like he used the Bowflexicus spell on himself to get buff. And that led to me Googling, “shirtless Weird Al,” to see how many muscles Weird Al had on his body back then. (SPOILER ALERT: Not nearly as many as Harry Potter has.) But my browser didn’t even flinch at that search and probably sighed in relief like, “At least he didn’t type ‘shirtless Carrot Top’ for fucking once!” – Pajiba
With her chichis hiked up so high that they were kissing the clouds, Billie Eilish served Emo Les Miserables at last night’s Met Gala – Celebitchy
Speaking of actually dressing on-theme, the one-time reigning Queen of the Met Gala, Sarah Jessica Parker, returned last night in an on-theme look that included a giant headpiece that was messy, fussy, and probably annoying to wear. Maybe that was her way of paying tribute to the always-annoying Andy Cohen since he’s been her date before and couldn’t make it? – Lainey Gossip
Meanwhile, a jittery and speed-talking Cara Delevingne showed up to the MESS Gala looking like a ho shit Rumpelstiltskin after leaving Studio 54. I’m sure Cara was talking so fast because she just took her vitamins – Gawker
If the Met Gala them was “Dr. Frank-N-Furter’s Rocker Vampire Cousin,” Lenny Kravitz and his lace-covered titties would’ve nailed it – Hypebae
In non-Met Gala news, Amber Heard’s lawyer failed at getting Johnny Depp’s defamation lawsuit against her thrown out of court, which means that this circus of fuckery will continue and she’ll testify tomorrow – Just Jared
The world is continually going to shit, so let’s end with a spark of happiness in the form of THEE Tina Louise giving you “if Ginger Grant was in A League Of Their Own” athleticism – SOW
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