Night Crumbs

April 20, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

About 10 months after they welcomed their first kid together, Ewan McGregor and Mary Elizabeth Winstead are reportedly planning to get married this week in Los Angeles. They’ve been together since 2016. Well, they probably figure it’s safe to get married now that Ewan’s eldest daughter Clara McGregor doesn’t openly hate Elizabeth anymore and so they don’t have to worry about her crashing their wedding and interrupting the officiant like, “Oh, you mean does my dad take that piece of trash to be his lawfully wedded wife?!!” – The Blast

As Scott Disick cries out douche tears onto the bosom of his latest girlfriend, one of his exes, this time Sofia Richie, is celebrating her engagement – Us Weekly

The look-for-less Tiger King hairstyles that Ben Affleck and Matt Damon worked in The Last Duel didn’t tear their professional relationship apart, surprisingly, because they are teaming up once again for a Nike movie for Amazon that will probably make me say, “Just DON’T do it,” if I ever ponder the thought of watching it after it comes out – Lainey Gossip

Jerry West (who was a Laker back in the day for those of us who don’t know sports ball stuff) is pissed about how he’s portrayed in HBO Max’s Winning Time (which no, is not a Charlie Sheen biopic) and has gotten his lawyer involved – Pajiba

While everyone is waiting for the star witness (aka the bed turd) to testify in Johnny Depp’s messy, messy defamation trial, he spent another day on the stand where he testified about how his daughter didn’t want to come to his wedding and how Amber Heard allegedly loved MDMA – Just Jared

Bob The Drag Queen says that he wasn’t asked to be on the all-winners season of RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Stars even though he wasn’t busy. Well, don’t worry, Bob, I’m sure you’ll be on RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Winners All-Stars 2 or RuPaul’s Drag Race All-Winners All-Stars 3, etc.. etc… – OMG Blog

Mary J. Blige would like to have fun up on, up in this dancery without worrying about kids at home which is why she doesn’t have children – Celebitchy

The third season of Mindhunter will go Hollywood if a third season of Mindhunter ever happens – Uproxx

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