Night Crumbs
As Zendaya’s nipple knob tape held on for dear life at last night’s Los Angeles premiere of Spider-Man: No Way Home, I started singing, “Aaaaand the mooooon grooooows dimmmmmer,” because she’s giving me Kiss of the Spider Woman cosplay. Yes, my theater queen ass is showing yet again – Lainey Gossip
In the Nicolas Cagest of Nicolas Cage movies, a broke Nicolas Cage plays a broke Nicolas Cage who becomes a CIA informant after he’s hired to make a $1 million appearance at a drug kingpin’s birthday party. This might be a documentary – Pajiba
Jana Duggar says that the reason she was charged with endangering a child is that a kid she was babysitting got out and wandered outside alone. Can you blame the child? I mean, running for dear life is a natural reaction to finding out that a Duggar is taking care of you – Just Jared
It looks like the real “bad guy” in Billie Eilish’s life is porn (yes, I deserve to be GONG’d for that) because she says that her 11-year-old brain was destroyed from watching porn as a child. “Why is everyone looking at us?!” said Billie’s parents after everyone throws them a piping hot side-eye – Complex
You know how many people cover their eyes and ears whenever Justin Timberlake opens his mouth to speak or sing? Well, Jessica Biel may be doing that to the rumors of Justin’s wandering Timberdick – Celebitchy
Drew Barrymore got into Josie Grossie drag to interview the girls of Pen15 – OMG Blog
Here are more awful details, like how Tory Lanez allegedly talked like he’s in a gangster movie, from the night Megan Thee Stallion was shot – Variety
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